Oinks, guffaws and grunts!

Human beans are really strange. Actually they’re very stupid. They live in their thoughts, think them and unthink them. Think them through and store some, un-thought out. Then they become abnormally large headed baboons, and load their upper stories with gobblefunkery and balderdash. The storage space is full, the seams split and the innards cry for help! And they just can’t help it. So they try to fix it. But they really can’t help it nor fix it. Whew!! So they just shoot it off into a yawning chasm that gobbles up all the lopsided logic any human brain could ever conceive. Into the already overcrowded literary space full of grinning giraffes, oinks, guffaws and grunts!